Twenty-Five Sarcastic one liners which you may like

Sarcasm is the new way to speak out your opinion. In this world, where teenagers and young minds are getting a platform like Facebook, Twitter and of course Quora to share their views, making a place for them to raise voice to put their own opinion. In this post let’s see what are twenty-five sarcastic one liners which are really good.

Here we go:

1. Text your crush and see Newton`s third law fail.
2. Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
3. Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
4. I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he’s still making fun of me.
5. Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we’re married and live together so I’d have to see them every day.
6. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common.
8. A wise man once said – nothing. He always listened.
9. Trigonometry so bad, I thought you are the last sin I commited.
10. Use promocode “BHAI” and get 100% off from Acting.

    

11. Use promo code ‘PYAAR’ to get 90% off your grades.
12. “If you love someone, let them go” – Companies justifying laying off employees.
13. She isn’t giving you attention and you want to give your surname to her?
14. I check my Instagram profile 5 times a day and wonder ‘Damn how does no one fall for this face?’
15. Do you work at KFC? Because you’re finger licking good.
16. Some girls/boys have never been to the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man/woman to another.
17. Law students can use faceapp to see how they will look on the day they finally have their own chamber in court.
18. I think it’s time now that Nobita understands the fact that Sizuka and Dekisugi are just friends.
19. I have a pen that can write underwater.
20. Imagine marrying an old person for money and you die first.
21. Litigation would have been so much easy if “swear on your mom” would have been allowed in courts.
22. Our Instagram username tells us why our parents didn’t let us name ourselves.
23. Underpricing someone’s good and watching them get triggered is so much fun.
24. Funny how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
25. Life is hard but It’s harder if you’re studying law.

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