Twenty-Five Sarcastic one liners which you may like
Sarcasm is the new way to speak out your opinion. In this world, where teenagers and young minds are getting a platform like Facebook, Twitter and of course Quora to share their views, making a place for them to raise voice to put their own opinion. In this post let’s see what are twenty-five sarcastic one liners which are really good.
Here we go:
- Text your crush and see Newton`s third law fail.
- Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
- Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
- I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he’s still making fun of me.
- Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we’re married and live together so I’d have to see them every day.
- I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
- If at first you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common.
- A wise man once said – nothing. He always listened.
- Trigonometry so bad, I thought you are the last sin I commited.
- Use promocode “BHAI” and get 100% off from Acting.
- Use promo code ‘PYAAR’ to get 90% off your grades.
- “If you love someone, let them go” – Companies justifying laying off employees.
- She isn’t giving you attention and you want to give your surname to her?
- I check my Instagram profile 5 times a day and wonder ‘Damn how does no one fall for this face?’
- Do you work at KFC? Because you’re finger licking good.
- Some girls/boys have never been to the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man/woman to another.
- Law students can use faceapp to see how they will look on the day they finally have their own chamber in court.
- I think it’s time now that Nobita understands the fact that Sizuka and Dekisugi are just friends.
- I have a pen that can write underwater.
- Imagine marrying an old person for money and you die first.
- Litigation would have been so much easy if “swear on your mom” would have been allowed in courts.
- Our Instagram username tells us why our parents didn’t let us name ourselves.
- Underpricing someone’s good and watching them get triggered is so much fun.
- Funny how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
- Life is hard but It’s harder if you’re studying law.
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